8. First Thanksgiving
I still cringe when I remember this. I had to explain to the family that I am damaged goods. We didn't do this in my secular family. Did you have awkward moments like this?
Posts
7. Another one bites the cord
Because all cats are manipulative fur-sacks. And I can see right through them. But damn it I love all of them.
6. Low willpower stats
Today, I am thankful for my wife. She lets me buy childish video game systems, at least I hope she does when she finds out. Also thankful she has either not noticed or has forgiven me for screwing up the dishwasher. Update: I received the PSVR... it is an incredible tool for immersion. Even Roxanne seemed to like it!
5. 164th trimester abortion
For some reason, I decided to introduce my mom to Parkour during our visit to Oklahoma City. It went as expected, as I have the gracefulness of a falling sack of bricks.
4. Simian Air
Why are we like this? I have such a good system for preparing for a trip, why can't I hold it past the first leg?