158. Transparency


There’s no words to describe how crappy our toilet paper is. But I’m going to try.

The toilet paper we found is malnourished. This toilet paper is like sliding spider web on your butt ravine. It’s like scraping waste with the Emperor’s New Clothes. It’s like using Casper The Friendly Ghost’s face to clean the evil remains. It’s the LaCroix of toilet paper. It’s like using graphene to dig up gold nuggets.

And we have enough of it to survive two apocalyptic events.

Yay.

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Look out Halloween!



Comments

  1. Yes Sir ree ree ..when rice paper thin I mount them duo on roller. I really needed this to launch MAY2020! Thank you Ed&Roxario for translucent tools of enlightenment. Have a wonderful weekend my friends!

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